...stinky human breath in the mornings. i kiss and kiss my humans.
...stinky human toes, especially after being in shoes for a long time. i lick and lick.
...smelly human armpits...i will lick and clean my dad when he comes home, no matter how much he sweated during the day.
but if i come inside after wandering around in the sewage drain...everyone FREAKS out and tells me that i stink! then i get a bath and fussed at.
i don't understand humans at all!!