holy lassie, let me tell you about my day. my brother needed to go to some meeting where there were a bunch of other wonderfully smelly boys. they wore uniforms and stuff. i got to meet new people and they thought i was wonderful (but of course).
then mom and i went for walk in the nearby cemetary. that is a place where humans bury their families after they die. i kept looking behind me...i felt like i was being watched.
then, mom decided to go off into a field and i came upon the biggest animals i have ever seen in my whole life!! there were three of them and they were huge! each one had four legs, a long tail, big huge feet, pointy ears, a very long nose (almost the size of me) and a huge body. i did not know what they were but all the hair on my back stood up. mom didn't seem scared, but i sat down and didn't want to get near them.
then she paid me walk along side their fence, but not too close. it was hard to walk next to mom - i kept my eye on them!! they were pawing at the fence and making noises....*snooort* and *weeeeehhhheee*. one of them kind opened his mouth and i saw huge teeth! that's it. i'm done...we are sooo out of there...but nooo, mom walked by them one more time. she is nuts i tell you.
finally we left, whew. of course, back through the cemetary. just when i couldn't be more shaken, i heard this big thing in the sky....whop-whop-whop-whop. it sounded like a car, but louder. mom said it was a helicopter, but with all the other new stuff going on - it freaked me out for a second!
i finally got to visit with the smelly boys again and all was well. mom says we are going to go back.
uh-uh. not me.