Wednesday, September 05, 2007
conclusion to grand marshall contest!
first - thank you so much to everyone who voted. i really appreciate your support.
technically, i did not win. something stupid about confirmed votes vs unconfirmed votes. can't humans do anything right? mom was more sad that i didn't win, like i care? i still get/give love.
but we got a phone call today. apparently, (this gets bone juicy) the other doggie's owner who entered him in the contest (probably didn't ask him) was under the age of 18. i guess you can't do that because there are prizes and stuff. (i hope it's bones)
well they called her and told her that she couldn't win and then i would get to be GRAND MARSHALL and rule the universe. ahem, walk in the parade.
my mom was so excited, "WE WON!", she shouted. but i was like, hey, what about the girl and the other doggie? i like girls, i like to give them kisses. i don't want her to feel bad.
so i put my paw down. i will not walk without her and her doggie. so even though i'm GRAND MARSHALL he will get HONORARY MENTION and walk with us.
and that's okay by me. even though i am cuter. but i won't bring that up.
now if only humans could get along like us doggies....
PS next ticket - president!!!