Friday, August 10, 2007

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have....

...about Humans.

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny... not funny at all !!!

2.. Yelling at me for barking..I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk,then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo
what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out
every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10.. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???



  1. HAHA, great list. Fake fetch is the GREATEST

  2. Ah, Ranger! You certainly are one smart pup! Keep up the great insight & you'll be a sure "paw-in" for the 2008 presidental election...I know we'll all vote for you!
    Love & Licks,

  3. HAHA - pressing print on the computer and putting it on mum's fridge now :-)

    That is spot on Ranger :-)


  4. Hahaha. This is a good one Ranger. The fake fetch - yeah I get lots of those. Pretty annoying huh? And the balancing stuff on my nose trick..I don't get that either! I think treats are wayy better off inside my mouth instead of on top of my nose, don't you think? :D

  5. Hey, I'm forming a new business called Bad Newz Kennels II, only this time it's going to be all of us dogs against you-know-who. Wanna join?

  6. Great list Ranger. I don't fall for the fetch trick very often anymore. Dad says it was hunting training and teaching me to watch the bird. Whatever!!