so this weekend my brother has a friend over to spend the night for two glorious nights. i lu-oove it when there are more than one smelly boy around.
anyway, my bro who always leaves treats down low, actually left a bag of doritios (glorious cheesy triangle treats) and, get this, small chocolately snickers on the floor. actually he had the nerve to set them in my very own box where i keep my doggie toys. i guess he was too lazy to get up and put them up properly.
and.....(drum roll please) i did not touch any of it. nope. not a single bite of anything. aaaaalll night.
my human bro got in trouble while i got praise and lots of love. even a doggie treat...hmmmm jerky! that's what i'm about.